Jul 30
![fuckyeahvoldemort:
mermaidalyss87:
Bellatrix: Voldemort, we have to talk to you. Voldemort: Is butter a carb? Snape: [Rudely] YES. Bellatrix: Voldemort, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday. Voldemort: So…? Lucius: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us. Voldemort: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real. Lucius: They were real that day I wore a vest! Voldemort: Because that vest was disgusting! Bellatrix: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US! Voldemort: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.
Dumbledore: Watch where you’re going, fatass!](http://29.media.tumblr.com/NFCCYFb92qio23llv0BEZAeho1_500.jpg)
Bellatrix: Voldemort, we have to talk to you.
Voldemort: Is butter a carb?
Snape: [Rudely] YES.
Bellatrix: Voldemort, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
Voldemort: So…?
Lucius: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
Voldemort: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
Lucius: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Voldemort: Because that vest was disgusting!
Bellatrix: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!
Voldemort: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.Dumbledore: Watch where you’re going, fatass!
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