July 2010
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7606.) i give myself more hugs than anyone ever...
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July 2009
144 posts
fuckyeahvoldemort:
everydayimhustlin:
Dumbledore:Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Lord Voldemort’s life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Voldemort, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Voldemort said. And we gave him these candy...
fmylife:
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I’m busted because of mustard. FML
fuckyeahvoldemort:
collideee:
Dumbledore [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Severus” Snape. Do we have a “Severus” Snape here?
Severus Snape: It’s Severus.
Dumbledore: Oh Severus, here you go, one for you… And none for Bellatrix Lestrange, bye
Bellatrix: Who’s that from?
Severus Snape: Thanks for being...
7501.) I'm afraid that one day my friend will kill...
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7375.) I think every human being is shit. I hate...
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How come I can't keep any friends?
theangieswo:
Oh, I know. Because people treat me like shit when I’m nothing but nice to them.